Just Two Things

Discussion with the Small Fry this evening:

Charity: Mom, did you pray last?
Mom/me: I don't remember. (Dave put her to bed last night, meaning I would have to remember Tuesday night . . . I can't remember 10 minutes ago!)
C: Mom, you're supposed to remember.
M: Honey, do you know how much stuff I have to keep in this little brain of mine?
C: Oh.

. . . minutes later after we both prayed together . . .

C: Mom, take everything out of your brain but two things.
M: Oh, okay. ???? What two things should I leave in my brain?
C: Remember to give my crab watermelon (which I also forgot the last couple days) and who prayed last.
M: Alright, Charity, I'll try to keep those two things in my brain.

If only . . .